Here are facts:

For the record, the Montreal Canadiens are the 2nd winningest sports franchise of all-time with 24 Stanley Cups. They trail only the New York Yankees, who have 26 World Series titles.
Just saying' - for y'all phriends who don't follow hockey much - SUCK they do NOT!

@montrealcanadiensuck said:

@Doctor_Smarty said:

Severe flooding did not contaminate the site. It contaminated the water supply that services the site.

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